just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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