i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
they're like a gay fantastic four
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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