Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
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