I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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