wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
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