I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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