There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Did I show you my penis last night?
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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