You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
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hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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