On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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