She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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