it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
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And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
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Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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