I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
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Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
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Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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