What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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