Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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