spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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