i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
