seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Bring me that man meat
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Randomize
