The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
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I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
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Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
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He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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