I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
whose ass print is on the piano?
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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