I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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