how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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