It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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