I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
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