all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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