White coat. Heels.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
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