You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
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She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
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He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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