Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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