that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
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It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
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there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
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