I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Operation Purity has been aborted
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
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It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
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I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
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