This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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