i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
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I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
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$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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