Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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