why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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