This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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