wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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