that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
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don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
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I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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