I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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