did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
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he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
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I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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