It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
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TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
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We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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