I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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