the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
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oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
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GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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