I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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