Define "chronic" masturbator.
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
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Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
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you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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