Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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