i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Still dying that you shit outside
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