what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I just had sex on a roof
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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