He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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