quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
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Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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