Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
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He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
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I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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