How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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