physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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