I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
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Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
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We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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