Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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