Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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