Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
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